by Jen Hunt
March 20,1961--Peter and Elaine Slaynasky celebrate the birth of their new baby girl,Jill Anne Hunt. These extraordinary people had no idea that they gave birth to the superhero of today's world known as "SuperMom."
Today, SuperMom spends her days sans cloak, but still fighting against the bumps and bruises that her husband, six children, two bulldogs, three fish, two snails, and three shrimp seem to acquire on a daily basis. She takes a stand against swearing profusely, sibling violence, extreme pigstys, and late curfews.
Behind SuperMom's tough stances is a woman who can ease any heartache, diagnose any illness, and sleep through any television show. Her children look to her for guidance in all areas of life and she never disappoints. Through tears and giggle-fits, SuperMom has helped guide her kids from being ordinary to exceptional.
Though she seems indestructible, many ask just what are SuperMom's weaknesses? In this reporter's research, I was only able to uncover one huge obstacle in SuperMom's path. This evil is unlike any other and is certain to come around once a week. SuperMom cannot escape it. . . What is it? How will SuperMom deal with this evil this week?
This evil villain is just a day away. The villain, known as "SND" (short for Saturday Night Dinner) looms just over the horizon. SuperMom's vigilance against cooking Saturday nights fell short last Saturday as she prepared dinner for four of her children, but how will she fair this week?
Only time will tell. Today, though, we can all feel safe and secure as SuperMom celebrates her highest birthday yet (much to her chagrin). Thank you, SuperMom, for all that you do. It is this reporter's hope that you enjoy all of your suprises today.
The Hunt Press ©
March 20, 2009
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