God help her..............

I opened my sliding door this morning and was mortified!! I thought, oh my gosh, an animal got up on my deck and killed or seriously injured something. This is what I saw:



About a foot away I saw this:



About five feet away, I saw THIS:


"Please don't beat me mommy!"



Apparently Miss Martha was trying her paws at dying Easter eggs, but didn't get the memo that you dye the eggs NOT the deck and yourself. Why God, why? Why me? Miss Mildred was an angel. Miss Martha is pure devil. Upon further investigation, this is what I found:



It appears as if a marker was found, and half eaten. Oh Martha, when will you stop?

Happy Birthday Jill!!!

Today marks the first day of Spring and the birth of an incredible woman, my wife Jill. She is a fantastic mom and wonderful woman. The passion she brings to everything she does makes her a true force of nature. My children are truly blessed to have her as their mother and I am lucky man to share my life with her.

Happy Birthday Grandma Elaine

Today is my mom's birthday. She is an amazing woman. I have never seen a grandmother spoil grandchildren as much as this one does. My kids are so lucky to have her in their lives as am I. I did not inherit my mom's love of cleaning and cooking, but I did inherit her love of flowers, animals and desire to please other people. Mom, thank you for EVERYTHING you have done for me and your grandchildren. I love you very much!

Happy Birthday Angela

Today is Angela's 24th birthday. She is celebrating her first birthday as a mom. Angela, I hope you have a great day. I wish we lived closer so we could celebrate together. I pray that this will be an awesome year for you.